Back by popular demand...the continuing list of the do's and don't of chubby girls:1. For self esteem reasons alone a chubby girl should not eat ho-ho's while driving.
2. Chubby girls should leave the sweat pants at home (this bears repeating). If you don't believe me let your niece take a picture of how you look from the back in those sweat pants...then maybe you'll listen to me and leave those things at home.
3. If you are in a verbal confrontation with your chubby girl friend and bring up her weight issues....lets just say you should think twice before doing this.
4. Chubby girls please listen hear....DO NOT get on a treadmill before you have been properly trained.
5. Before you start blaming gravity, adjust the straps...bras need adjusted more than just the day you bought them.
6. With halloween coming up I thought I'd mention this.....just because you are a chubby girl doesn't mean you have to wear the pumpkin, eight ball, snowflake, or candy corn costumes this does not compliment anyone.
7. Keeping point number 6 in mind also stay away from the genie in the bottle, belly dancer, and french maid costumes.
As always love yourself, be proud of who you are, and believe in yourself.
6 comments:
but ho-hos are SO much easier to eat than the cupcakes while driving...
love the rest and the pic!! you look pretty mama!!
wow your fast...i was just posting trying to fix my font before pooh sees it, and poof here you are.
Excellent points as always! #6 made me chuckle!
did you shrink the picture?!? honesty honey...honesty...
yes i had to shrink the picture a little to fit the words at the side there I told you I had to fix it before pooh seen it.
nice try baby girl...I LOVE that editing feature :O)
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